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Desert Demotivational Poster


TAGS: clown desert
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - March 29, 2012, 4:58 pm
Filipino translation ~ Ah it looks funny laughter I tired clown in desert kalakad more humorous turn
ianmaster - March 29, 2012, 6:55 am
mukhang katawa tawa ito ah yung clown sa desert napagod kalakad mas nakakatawa naman :)

FOR EVERY SITUATION - There is a big desert to hide the evidence

TAGS: every situation desert hide evidence
Rating: 4.9/5

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mariand - September 19, 2011, 8:59 am
very true... I like thi5

NOT UNTIL WE ARE LOST - That We Really Discover Ourselves ...

TAGS: lost desert discover ourself
Rating: 4.75/5

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Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 12:01 pm
Thanks, definitely quite true... Mainly because some my mates & I got together to camp in Scottish wilderness for a week; we got majorly lost once and that's when each person's real personality and characteristics really shone through...
LegendaryDarkKnight45 - January 21, 2012, 6:22 pm
Reminds me of Uncharted 3. This is a good one though because it's truthful.


TAGS: military desert kid pepe
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by sookie

LogicDude - November 17, 2010, 6:25 pm
"When Havoc equals "Hardons" Hammy wins"...I think that's a haikuuuuuuuu Mooooooooo.
Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 3:30 pm
Round here yes, but over there I think I might brew up some trouble
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 17, 2010, 1:36 pm
KFD is the on;y "Havoc" around here...right Davey?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 17, 2010, 1:35 pm
When Havoc equals "Hardons" Hammy wins....does that rhyme?.....I guess not...I still don't care.
Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 1:07 pm
Im pretty sure I'll be able to raise some havoc though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 17, 2010, 12:57 pm
yeah, They might have fresh goats there!!!!! (you'll never live that one down Hammy)
Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 12:54 pm
I'd like that pm too
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 17, 2010, 12:37 pm
Could I get a pm on the site name? I would like to "screw them" as well. In my own special way.
motinet - November 17, 2010, 12:10 pm

Yeah, and they ripped off the idea for this entire site. They also rip off our posters and refuse to remove them, so screw them.
prochee - November 14, 2010, 4:39 pm
This is a rip-off from another site! I see people banned here for this, let's hope the standards apply to everyone...

SPINY - rough, unwelcoming and hostile. Matches my personality perfectly. Sorted. I'm coming back as a cactus.

PROVERBS 21:19 - It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.


TAGS: marines snowman winter desert iraq
Rating: 4.7/5

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M11Marauder - March 7, 2011, 7:00 am
Well, i suppose brits have marines too o:)

SINK HOLES - They're damn sneaky.

Yada, Yada, Yada -

SWEEPERS - "Sweepers sweepers man your brooms!"

TAGS: navy desert deid
Rating: 2.26/5

More motifakes by James

He who knows - January 6, 2009, 1:28 am
This is for the HAS in Al Udeid
Absoludicrous - September 11, 2008, 6:49 pm
Jesus tits... I don't want to sweep the hangar.
Erik the Viking - September 9, 2008, 1:54 am
I gave it 4 lions just because it was Navy, even though it really wasn't funny... Inside jokes make me smile, inside ;o).
ET3 - September 3, 2008, 1:05 pm
Navy joke. Sweet.
Anakun - August 27, 2008, 10:09 am
one bad joke per day please


TAGS: desertion
Rating: 4.72/5

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maoworks2 - May 2, 2012, 3:22 pm
That Was Nice, Thank You Moa.
M0rd3kaI - May 2, 2012, 2:15 pm
Thanks Mao, much appreciated
maoworks2 - May 2, 2012, 12:09 pm
Oh Man That's A Good One 5L.


GRAY HAIRS - Sometimes it is better to have traitors than deserters.

TAGS: desertion assignment gray is better than bald
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by pieman

Cubbybear - May 11, 2010, 12:54 am
I feel old
Derek - May 10, 2010, 7:26 pm
Mr. Shiny - May 10, 2010, 6:05 pm
I would trade in my deserters for those traitors any day.
Airman - May 10, 2010, 4:32 pm
truer words were never spoken. I live with a head full of traitors
forseti - May 10, 2010, 4:22 pm
i'd never have had this idea... great!
Faceplant31 - May 10, 2010, 4:16 pm
Nice one! 5 Gray L's!


TAGS: desert ocean moon reach understand
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Rick69

mariand - March 24, 2013, 8:37 pm
mistakes shows that you're human...;)
Rick69 - March 24, 2013, 7:40 am
Cheers... You folks are quite forgiving... I messed up with the black line on bottom-left & the soft edges of the last photo... And yet here I am doing the rain dance around my living room...
MissPriss - March 24, 2013, 2:16 am
Another stellar 5L poster Slick!
SLOHAND62 - March 23, 2013, 10:33 pm
5 cheers Very good. Thanks for sharing
spacedog - March 23, 2013, 9:08 pm
Set foot on the moon? No wonder we can't come to an understanding. I kid. The moon is lovely. It's right outside my window. 5L

THE DESERT - One must look Death in the eye just for a pack of cancer sticks.

TAGS: camel spider pack of tobacco cigarettes in the desert
Rating: 3.18/5

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Cummins - January 7, 2011, 11:35 pm
Holly F#@&
Krissie - June 22, 2010, 2:50 am

Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl , welcome.....home -

TAGS: deserter coward nohero levenworthprison
Rating: 4.5/5

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Airman - June 6, 2014, 5:56 pm
desertion is a pretty heavy offense.. I would assume so, but this guy seems to just be a flake, so he'll probably get a dishonorable discharge.. if anything
MPsniper - June 6, 2014, 5:09 pm
it is, indeed. i wonder....is desertion under fire a firing squad offense?
Airman - June 6, 2014, 5:04 pm
I assumed it was Leavenworth
MPsniper - June 6, 2014, 3:41 pm
Airman, you know what that is a photo of?
Airman - June 6, 2014, 1:41 pm
all in good time mp.. all in good time

WHICH IS BETTER - To have laws, and agree or to hunt and kill?

TAGS: desert island
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by gil

CANADA - February 1, 2010, 11:45 pm
now that was pretty subtle of you
Derek - February 1, 2010, 11:25 pm
Lord, that pigs head will attract a lot of flies


TAGS: stupidity bike desert
Rating: 3.68/5

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Supermark - September 26, 2009, 6:30 pm


TAGS: desertion lady gaga
Rating: 4.59/5

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agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 10:19 pm


TAGS: desert island day alone again naturally
Rating: 4.32/5

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culos - February 2, 2010, 5:03 am
Must.....not....Nazi!!! Nice thought though....
erock - February 1, 2010, 7:10 pm
good one!


TAGS: desert island february motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.05/5

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TheGrayFox - May 26, 2010, 9:18 am
well... need to populate the island so, Saidie Benlap, XueYin Wang, Jordan Mohler, and a Marine to help me out John Finer. 'P.S. Im only 14 ;)
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 3:48 pm
Unbeatable, mooooo. But, for the records... Roselyn Sanchez, Vida Guerra, Adam Carolla (need a dude to hang with), and Michael Phelps... gotta make a half-hearted effort to get rescued.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 4:24 am
3 supermodels all pregnant with twins (verified female)...and Gilligan....he could make me coconut radios and whatnot and he'd provide no competition with the ladies.......beat that fuckers. 5L
Roadki11 - February 2, 2010, 4:17 am
Must... not... spelling ...nazi... (title not image) Mrs Roadki11, Summer Glau, Zooey Deschanel, Jessica Alba
LogicDude - February 1, 2010, 8:50 am
Salma Hayek, Halle Berry, and Beyonce for island lovin'! Fourth would be the Professor from Gilligan's Island. He'll figure out some way to keep me supplied with Coconut Viagra!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 1, 2010, 1:51 am
A person made out of cake, a person made out of bacon, a person made out of solar powered refrigerators, generators, and CD players, and a person made out of CDs I like.
GreyScorpion - January 31, 2010, 9:43 pm
1. Marisa Miller, to fill my eyes. 2. Beyonce to fill my ears. Rachela Ray to fill my belly. 4. Kate Beckensale to fill my bed. 5L
Produceman117 - January 31, 2010, 8:53 pm
1. Noah (to build a boat); 2. Bin Laden (because the search would never cease); 3. A Navy SEAL (to protect me from Bin Laden, survival tactics); 4. My girlfriend (secks, conversation, etc.)HONORABLE MENTION: MacGruber, Denise Milani
CANADA - January 31, 2010, 8:33 pm
and cubby must read mind because i want to fight with Gordon Ramsay too
CANADA - January 31, 2010, 8:32 pm
Brittany Snow,Michelle Trachtenberg, and my girlfriend. and the guy who runs hells kitchen, Gordon Ramsay cause I'm sure he could make a sweet sammich.
Cubbybear - January 31, 2010, 8:29 pm
My wife..sex Megan Fox...maid Christina Agulera...to sing me to sleep Gordon Ramsey ...to cook and fight with
ronsart - January 31, 2010, 8:10 pm
i repeat... 1. Denise M...sex 2. Miss Fox...sex 3. My wife...sex & cooking...lol 4. LogicDude...to keep the latrine cleaned.


DESSERT ISLAND - It's just a great place to die!

AFRICAN U HAUL - Sh*T i think my water just broke!

TAGS: truck africa transport desert
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by MFS

MFS - July 6, 2010, 5:16 pm
It's only racist if you have this kind of tought pattern,i tought it was funny and cute the way they all hang in there.
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 1:07 am
Rude, kinda racist, not funny, doesn't make sense.


TAGS: may challenge desertion deserting yourself
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - May 10, 2010, 11:50 pm
Excellent work sick! 5Ls.
Derek - May 10, 2010, 8:01 pm


TAGS: calendar desertion mariand
Rating: 4.5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 6, 2012, 6:22 pm
Please post to religifake as well
Nissta - May 6, 2012, 5:44 pm
I'm with you CloudchaserS, prayers DO get answered!! Especially when you are watching the flames flying over YOUR roof as the flat next door burns up. Result of prayer minimal damage to my place, next door demolished NUFF SAID!!!
mariand - May 3, 2012, 1:01 am
My point is that there's nobody to be blamed for the unfulfilled prayers.
CloudchaserS - May 3, 2012, 12:23 am
I believe that prayers do get answered. Just not always right away or in the way we expect. That's why it sometimes seems like there's no answer at all.





TAGS: culos mother earth desert island
Rating: 4.11/5

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Meitner - December 5, 2010, 9:12 am
cool, a bit to lo9ng... but yet cool
Cubbybear - December 4, 2010, 8:08 pm
Nice beach theme...aloha
Reality Lord - December 4, 2010, 8:05 pm

...and this...is why you rule. this is great dude. cheers.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 7:11 pm
This is a great piece of work... you should be proud of it!
culos - December 4, 2010, 7:08 pm
I'm just glad this one made it, I'm a bit proud of it, silly as that may sound. It doesn't have to be a 5L poster, I just think it's one of my better ones. TLTR? possibly for the ADHD generation, but I don't care.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 6:52 pm
Ultramarooned! 5L

MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE - Seems Im not alone at being alone... ...a Hundred billion castaways, all looking for a home!

TAGS: desert island
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Derek - February 1, 2010, 4:04 am
'Ullo, ullo, ullo - it's the Police

CONFLICTED - What In The Hell Is That Shit... And Why Isn't It In My Mouth?


KEELHAUL - Deserters get dragged me from her bow to her stern as slow as possible? So what do I have to do to get the “clean her poop deck” punishment?

GINGER OR MARY ANN - Who would you pick to be stranded on a desert island with? Farm animal or Hollywood animal...

TAGS: desert island
Rating: 3.59/5

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phydeaux - February 1, 2010, 12:18 pm
I choose the one with the bigger rack...for first...


TAGS: desert island
Rating: 3.25/5

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John R - May 30, 2010, 7:13 am
Was it a desert island, or a dessert island?
Kainim - February 1, 2010, 4:51 pm
phydeaux, pass me the ointment!!! my eyes are turning in to batteryacid!
Faceplant31 - February 1, 2010, 12:39 pm
This is an overstocked buffet for cannibals. Omnomnomnom!
phydeaux - February 1, 2010, 12:20 pm
Dear God my eyes...the burning, THE BURNING!!!

O X Y M O R O N - Arizona's Iceman... Desert Iceman?

DESERT KINGS - When Desert Queens just aren't enough.

TAGS: desert
Rating: 2.33/5

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TAGS: sadness loneliness memory ocean desert
Rating: 4.94/5

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spacedog - October 1, 2012, 9:30 am
Thanks guys. I'm glad you like it.
gas - September 30, 2012, 8:50 pm
indeed.. can't find words that would do justice to it. 5&fav
GaryO - September 30, 2012, 6:57 pm
THAT….is one beautiful composition.
rerun - September 30, 2012, 4:29 pm

understatement of the day. Amesome
Reality Lord - September 30, 2012, 3:38 pm

frickin....wow. awesome

DESERT MIRAGE - As you come over the dunes it appears to be an oasis, but it is actually a prison .


Off-Season Santa -

Dudette, where's my spaceship? -

DESERTION - On a steeeel horse I ride...I'M WAAANTED dead or alive

TAGS: bon jovi desertion dead or alive steel pony
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

PhxDebbie - May 11, 2010, 9:25 am
and a sly quote too 5L
forseti - May 10, 2010, 7:02 pm
ROFL! Isn't that a Bon Jovi quote?!?
GreyScorpion - May 10, 2010, 6:29 pm
this might be the best one you've ever done!! Funny Stuff there. 5+L


TAGS: desert
Rating: 4.17/5

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Quicksand -

Lost -

DESERTION - I wanted a belly-button ring so I could be more like my daughter. All I heard was "DAD I Can't Believe You Did That"!


WHO'S SOLDIER IS THIS? - It's only 0600 hrs "ICE CREAM?" Have yer first line supervisor report 2 me with 2 canteens of water

TAGS: soldier army desert pt female
Rating: 2.41/5

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unowho - June 9, 2009, 1:56 pm
looks like camp bhuering dfac kuwait.
agdaniele - May 14, 2009, 11:41 pm
If you had an ice cream bar in the mideast, you'd be armed too.
Mark - May 14, 2009, 11:37 pm
At least she has her weapon with her. That should count for something.

EGYPT - ISNT ALL DESERT,BARBARINAS, or BELLY DANCERS ;P as many may still think or "imagine"

TAGS: isnt all desert barbarinas or belly dancers p as many may still think or imagine
Rating: 1.59/5

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DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 6:58 pm
See? This is how noobs should act, take criticism and use it, I thank you for that
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 6:55 pm
note taken thanks DreMagnum :)
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 6:53 pm
not really demotivational or anything though
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 6:51 pm
:) thats what i made this for
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:17 pm

Cops -

TAGS: cop road desert
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 7:46 am
HAHAHAHA! I found one in the middle of Death Valley on my little road trip! Hope you make some more posters Ashy! Good to see you again! ^!
concern3 - May 20, 2016, 5:04 pm
Nice, UP yours


TAGS: lost desert humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - November 24, 2014, 7:22 pm

I rest my case, counselor...
Oldsod - November 24, 2014, 7:17 pm
A 5mall point of contention: I have absolutely no problem stopping to ask directions. Remembering them by the time I get back to the car, on the other hand...
lgvernon - November 24, 2014, 6:52 pm

That's exactly the way we vacation. No real itinerary other than an eventual destination. That is not how I want to travel for a dental appointment in another city. I want to get there instead of a ghetto McDonalds where drug dealers and thugs meet 4 food
Thedge - November 24, 2014, 10:50 am
Me also. Same deal. 5L
GaryO - November 24, 2014, 8:48 am
You’ll never arrive at the destination you didn’t know you wanted to go to if you use a map. Woman and I ‘just go’. Pack a small bag, and go. No itinerary, no reservations, no wrong turns....no regrets.
lgvernon - November 23, 2014, 11:19 pm

I use my tablet and Google Maps with audio directions.
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 10:34 pm
Buy him a GPS for xmas.
lgvernon - November 23, 2014, 9:59 pm

My husband is afflicted with the same condition all men are affected with: Help Allergy. That means we've driven thousands of extra miles over the decades...insisting we are not lost.
GaryO - November 23, 2014, 9:53 pm
Great ending to a rainy weekend.

Catalope -

TAGS: weird stuff in the desert
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 22, 2016, 1:33 pm
lgvernon - March 22, 2016, 11:40 am

Looks like Fluffy's been hanging out at the power plant again.

Journey -

TAGS: war ocean desert nation journey
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by OldIrish

Reality Lord - February 21, 2016, 6:02 am

these are really nice. great start. MOAR!!!!!
GaryO - February 20, 2016, 8:26 pm
Well, this is exciting. New blood, and it's good.
Oldsod - February 20, 2016, 7:45 pm
Nice start, Irish! In the day, I'd say 5L. Welcome to the fray, and come into the forums and introduce yourself.

No matter how ugly life gets, -

TAGS: desert rat philosophy
Rating: 4.78/5

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mizzdizz - March 8, 2016, 2:41 pm
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - March 8, 2016, 10:43 am
Nice, up yours

firing squad -